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Predictably, this piece didn’t make it. No fun nancy fact-checkers ruin it all.  View high resolution

Predictably, this piece didn’t make it. No fun nancy fact-checkers ruin it all. 

Unabashedly going to admit recent ownership of a similar department store women’s 3 speed shifter until its untimely demise (thanks SEPTA trolley tracks for forcing me to switch!)

(Source: unlikelywords.com)

2028-word response to [someone's 152-word post on Tumblr "shit-talking" Marie Calloway & "Adrien Brody"] & an epilogue & relevant links

gabydunn:

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It would be absurd to feel disappointed in (and even more absurd to feel disapproval and condescension toward) Woody Allen for having not created a Shrek-2 like movie. It would, I feel, be reasonable to just go see “Shrek 2” (and you also wouldn’t be “shit-talking” the efforts of people you don’t know and have never met and have no direct information about and who themselves are not “shit-talking” others but simply creating the art that they want to create).

Oh, Tao Lin said it nicely as well.

(Source: unbornwhiskey)

Retro-funk music video with hints of Cat Power? YES.

An aside - there’ve been a ton of retro music videos popping out of the woodwork recently, and I don’t mind in the slightest. Favs are by far Lana, and strangely enough, Broad City’s one episode (?!)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.
YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.
DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.
SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.
I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.
I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.
I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.

YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.

DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.

SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.

I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.

I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.

I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.

(via allisonweiss)

slaughterhouse90210:

“I was a fugitive. I was a wanted man, a hunted man, with a price on my head. And I was still one step ahead of them. I was free. Every day, when you’re on the run, is the whole of your life. Every free minute is a short story with a happy ending.” ― Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram
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slaughterhouse90210:

“I was a fugitive. I was a wanted man, a hunted man, with a price on my head. And I was still one step ahead of them. I was free. Every day, when you’re on the run, is the whole of your life. Every free minute is a short story with a happy ending.” 
― Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram

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